Santa’s Got Jokes
On the First Day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two turtle doves.
On the Third Day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me three French toasts.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four calling birds three collared dogs.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my neighbor gave to me, 5 onion rings (and some breath mints).
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six geese a-laying.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me seven swans a-swimming in soda.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight maids a-milking.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my neighbor gave to me nine ladies dancing.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me 10 Lords a-leaping (over each other).
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten Lords a-sleeping.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven pipers piping.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, no one remembered the lyrics to the song.
This crazy bunch has made our Christmas so much FUN! Every night for the last 12 days our doorbell would ring, making our dogs bark like crazy, and we would find a treasure at our front door. Sometimes we would see a a figure or two moving quickly away from our front door, but they were never more than a blur, really. The first day I gave a thank you wave to an electric car making a cautious getaway. In addition to the 12 Days of Christmas themed gifts, they gave Tate Snoopy Christmas pajamas; we all got new socks; there were gorgeous purple macaroons in a delicate dish. These are generous, stealthy, funny people, and we are so grateful for each of them.
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Wow, very special indeed.
That is AWESOME!!! Still giggling…😊